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Jan 7 '12
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Fascinating New York Magazine article on the problem with relying on JavaScript for the simple yet critical tasks that numerous other, more robust  tools and protocols can handle better by design.

Just fascinating.

merlin:

‘Print Page “); Building Printer-Friendly Page… /,”“);’

Fascinating New York Magazine article on the problem with relying on JavaScript for the simple yet critical tasks that numerous other, more robust tools and protocols can handle better by design.

Just fascinating.

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Aug 15 '11

Song challenge day 27 - a song that you wish you could play

“Drifting” by Andy McKee
I only kind of wish I could play this. It would be cool to be able to play, but I’m really not willing to put in the time on guitar getting that ‘good’ because being ‘good at guitar’ isn’t a thing I really care about all that much. I’d rather spend the time on improving my songwriting and arrangement abilities. That said, this song has some cool stuff going on that would be neat party tricks.

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Aug 14 '11

Song challenge day 28 - a song that makes you feel guilty

What?

I don’t have any idea what this would mean. There isn’t a song in the world that could make me feel guilty. I’m having trouble even coming up with a song that reminds me of feeling guilty. How about we go with “Careless Whisper” by George Michael because it’s a song about feeling guilty, and I LOVED it as a child.

Edit: This was from a thing I did months ago. Apparently I scheduled this post wrong. Enjoy that hot sax solo!

Jun 29 '11

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Jun 17 '11
Booze me! (Taken with Instagram at Ground Zero)

Booze me! (Taken with Instagram at Ground Zero)

Jun 11 '11

Some Great Documentaries On Instant Watch

This last week or two, I’ve watched some really great documentaries on Netflix instant watch. They’re all about people and creativity and life-living to varying degrees. These are some of my favorite topics. I like them all, and recommend each movie. They’re all about more than they seem to be about, which is the best thing about good documentaries. Here’s a list of them in the order starting with what I consider the best one:

  1. Marwencol - A brain-damaged man tries to make sense of the world by building a highly detailed 1/6 scale model town where each doll represents someone he knows in real life. His still photography of different scenes and stories he’s made up in the town are really amazing. To me, this movie is about play in its most important and serious form, as an art.
  2. I Like Killing Flies - A foul-mouthed New York cook and restauranteur has to move his business after 30 years in the same location. Despite how low-quality the filming is (you can very often see the filmmaker holding a lapel mic up into the frame to get better audio) I think it was really well-shot under the circumstances, and found myself admiring how some of the shots were taken in the tiny kitchen.
  3. The Parking Lot Movie - There’s a parking lot where PhDs and philosophers and artists go to work and figure out what to do next. They don’t really belong in the parking lot, but it’s a good place for them to sit and think and figure things out about the world. That’s the official story of the documentary, but I can’t quite see things working out like that in the real world. This movie, more than any other on the list, is about my life. It shook some shit loose in my soul.
  4. Beyond the Mat - This movie was made by someone who is not normally a documentary maker. Lots of the great documentary style is therefore missing, and there is some pretty intolerable narration. Aside from that, this is a great look at how the world of professional wrestling works, and how some of its stars can’t cope with the fame. There are some particularly powerful moments with Jake “The Snake” Roberts, as well as with Mick Foley aka Mankind.
  5. Off the Charts - I had no idea this industry existed. Apparently in the backs of shitty magazines there are ads from Nashville that say they really need people to write and submit song lyrics or song poems. They get these people to send them in, and then write a letter back saying “That’s awesome. We’d love to record it, and we just need 80 bucks from you to get it rolling.” Then the people send in their money and a couple guys (or one guy in some cases) make the song up from scratch in like 30 minutes, record it, mix it, master it, and then send a CD or tape or record to the person who wrote the song poem, enticing them to send more in. What a weird way to make money. The song poem writers are some of the most strange people I’ve ever seen in a documentary.
  6. Fall From Grace - Fred Phelps is the exact opposite of what he thinks he is. His son is the most frightening person in this film.
  7. Vernon, Florida - If Errol Morris is to be believed, everybody in this town is exactly as strange as this old man is. This movie is a series of interviews with the residents of Vernon, Florida in 1980. I like the Errol Morris documentaries because he has a certain way of helping people’s weirdness come out. I don’t know if it’s his interviewing style, or simply patience of sitting politely through odd stories and boring things, but he finds this gold. What I like about it isn’t that I get to laugh at people and think they’re dumb, but the genuineness and sincerity with which everybody in the film takes their place in front of the camera. The Errol Morris documentaries about weird people seem really optimistic to me. Plus, I like weird people.

I watched a few others during the same time, like A Film Unfinished (historical documentary about the filming of a Nazi propaganda film in the ghetto of Warsaw) and Thumbs Up (a hitchhiking documentary series about the street artist David Choe and his cousin having shenanigans around the country (and in the third season, in China). They were both good in their own way, and interesting to me, but they don’t fit the list above in the same way that all of those 7 movies hang together for me. That’s a lot of watching for me, and I added a bunch more similar documentaries.

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Jun 8 '11

It’s Best Not To Think About It.

lazybookreviews:

(Industrious Husband, staring bleakly at a commercial for “Toddlers And Tiaras.”)

This is on the air.  And ‘Firefly’ got cancelled.”

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May 31 '11
Enough is enough, hoarding antique store (Taken with instagram)

Enough is enough, hoarding antique store (Taken with instagram)

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May 30 '11

day 26 - a song that you can play on an instrument

“Colour My World” by Chicago
I can play a whole bunch of songs on guitar, but only a couple songs on other instruments, so I thought I’d post one of those. This song is retardedly simple on piano, but (in my opinion) really really really beautiful. So I learned it.

May 30 '11

Song challenge day 25 - a song that makes you laugh

“I Was Born A Unicorn” by The Unicorns

This band. So carefree and silly. I wish I could have seen them live. I’ve heard crazy things about their live show.

May 27 '11

Song challenge day 24 - a song that you want to play at your funeral

“Redwood Skyline” by Chris Koza

This is another category I’d like to fill up with one of my own songs. This song was one of my favorites for a very long time, and I think conveys the general idea I’d like to get from a funeral song.

May 26 '11

Song challenge day 23 - a song that you want to play at your wedding

“Naked As We Came” by Iron & Wine

I’d like to write and perform a song for my wedding but if all my arms fall off in the meantime, I guess I’d like this song played.

May 25 '11

Song challenge day 22 - a song that you listen to when you’re sad

“Peek A Boo” by Daniel Johnston

When I was younger, I used music to feel like someone else was empathetic to my sadness. I would pick a song that suited my specific sadness and listen to it a whole bunch. Now I know people who I can talk to when I’m sad, so I don’t have to rely on music in that regard as much. Here’s one that brought back that old feeling for me recently, of someone really understanding sadness and pain.

I’m just saying how I feel.
Maybe you could try to understand. 
I’m a man who needs you.

When I’m down, really down 
Nothin’ matters.  Nothin’ does. 
I close my eyes to go to sleep, 
But I can’t sleep.  I can’t sleep.

You can listen to these songs,
Have a good time and walk away.
But for me it’s not that easy.
I have to live these songs forever.

Please hear my cry for help, and save me from myself.

May 24 '11

Song challenge day 21 - a song that you listen to when you’re happy

“Commerce, TX” by Ben Kweller

I like listening to Ben Kweller songs like this when I’m happy and driving. It’s really fun to sing along with, and let loose on the steering wheel drums. This is not a beginner steering wheel drummer song, but you can work your way up to it if necessary.

May 23 '11

Song challenge day 20 - a song that you listen to when you’re angry

“Power Doesn’t Run On Nothing” by The Thermals

This really gets my blood going. I usually play music to match my mood, and this song matches up with everything I like about just anger.

we are old as hell
we are old and tell the children
when to kill and when to sit still
everyone doing what we say
till our dieing day, till our breath is empty
so give us what we’re asking for
cause either way we’re gonna take it
our power doesn’t run on nothing
we need the land you’re standing on so
lets go
move it
yeah you need to let it go
move it

yeah we’re, more equal,
we’ll move you people,
off the planet cause we need the fuel

so, so let the beat roll over,
the beat roll over, everyone in line, one in line

so, so let the beat roll over,
the beat roll over, everyone in line
one at a time

they’ll give us what we’re asking for,
cause god is with us, and our god’s the richest
our power doesn’t run on nothing,
it runs on blood,
and blood is easy to obtain when you have no shame
when you have no shame

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