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May 18 '11

Today

I will practice listening to Nickelback and watching episodes of The Montel Williams Show in order to prepare for my coming eternal stay in Hell. Or is this the part of the end times where I get left behind by Kirk Cameron and his buddies? Because that sounds like the opposite of Hell. The Rapture is sooooo confusing. They can only get so much information on a billboard, I guess.

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